Black Comedy Cannibalism: "Cannibal Buffet" is a Hurricane of Puns about the singer becoming shipwrecked and kidnapped and eaten by a tribe of cannibals.Black Comedy: "Dead:" "There's an infant that's been torn apart, now he's dead!".Bilingual Bonus: There's an English version of "Day of the Dead" with a verse in Spanish, and a Spanish version with an English verse.The Big Easy: The setting of "Don't Go by the River".Better by a Different Name: From "U.S.S.Bestiality Is Depraved: In Stuck With You, the wife retaliates against her husband's cheating by boinking his favorite dog, and all his other friends to boot.Being Evil Sucks: Initially mentioned in the last verse of "When You're Evil", but it's immediately revealed to be a lie.Beauty Mark: Sometimes, for public appearances, he'll drawn in a heart-shaped one under his right eye.Bawdy Song: "Zombie Prostitute", to name one.Bad Santa: Santa Claus is Satan from his YouTube.You spend the entire song thinking the titular beast is going to be some horrible ugly monster.but it turns out in the final verse to be an injured, beached whale that the singer put the sign up, and created the song, to protect. Turns out The Devil is the beautiful woman in the stands, distracting him from the bull instead. "Blue-Eyed Matador." The matador thinks he's fighting The Devil in the shape of a monstrous bull for his soul.Badass Adorable: The Mechanical Girl, according to some character sketches Aurelio did.Subverted at the end when they are both dead and say that if they had to be stuck with someone, at least it was the other. Awful Wedded Life: "Stuck With You" is about two horrible people married to each other and constantly war against each other.This particular one is notable because it's based on a colorful description of what his music is like that a fan wrote up on Facebook that he thought was so cool he needed to name an album after it. Awesome McCool Album Title: Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking from a Chalice Filled with the Laughter of Small Children.His real name is Aurelio Voltaire Hernandez.Which is bad news for the king who takes her from her father and creator to try to make her his queen. Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: "The Mechanical Girl" can grow to seven times her size and is armed with flamethrowers, rockets, and other powerful and destructive weaponry.In fact, the whole final chorus is the page quote. Make Shit Up" as a celebration of the many ass pulls of Star Trek. Ass Pull: Voltaire invoked this in the song "The U.S.S.The album was named by a young man named Alex who posted on my Facebook page "Voltaire's music is the audio equivalent of riding a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano while drinking from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children." When I read that I knew I had to name the new album that! AND I knew I had to write a song called that as well. Ascended Meme / A Good Name for a Rock Band: According to Word of God: "This is the title track of my new album.Anti-Love Song: "My Future Ex-Girlfriend.".Of that filthy rich, fat son of a bitch, while he's sleeping in his bed. Swords and spades, and mallets that are made of lead.Īnything at hand, anything they can, help us to remove the head
Scythes, pitchforks, a sickle with a sharpened edge. Stakes and torches, scimitars and bayonets,
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Voltaire has also become an active YouTuber, and his "Lair of Voltaire" can be found here, where he uploads music and vlogs (which he calls "Nooseletters"), as well as a home decorating web series titled Gothic Homemaking, all delivered alongside his literal Deadpan Snarker friend/corpse Orville Deadenbacker. On September 25, 2013, Voltaire announced on his official blog, that he and his wife are getting divorced, just short of their 4 year anniversary. Voltaire has a son, Mars, from a previous relationship, born in 1998. Voltaire married his long-time girlfriend, Jayme, on October 1, 2009, at the Angel Orensanz Center in New York City.